I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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