So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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