i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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