my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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