That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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