Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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