Just cropdusted the office
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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