After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Randomize
