I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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