your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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