remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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