How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I will die if light touches me.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
