just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
and she was petting her beer can
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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