shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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