Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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