I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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