That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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