So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
love makes seman taste better
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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