the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you didnt know i had herpes?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Boobs speak an international language.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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