soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Randomize
