i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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