Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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