We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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