try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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