Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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