I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
