I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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