I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Randomize
