This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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