My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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