This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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