i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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