He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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