Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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