I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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