go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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