You smell like stripper and shame
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
porn star boner night. come get it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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