i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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