Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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