Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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