It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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