a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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