apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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