I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
