Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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