All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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