The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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