Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
As shirtless as possible
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Of course I have a pirate flag
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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