Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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