But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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