He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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