Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You don't make any sense
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