If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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