Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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